Saturday, July 01, 2006

OF PINK SHORTS AND COOKERY SHOWS

Its raining like hell in mumbai, and i am in my all grumpy I-hate-rainy-season mood.More so becoz i had to venture out in a heavy downpour just to deposit some cash in the bank becoz the **ranting** canteen guy refused to accept cash! And i, by default am in a bankrupt state. So collecting all the change i had and rounds of begging - borrowing -stealing and breaking my pigibank i finally managed to collect some money.

How i hated to set foot outside my cozy lil room.I wonder how these mumbaikars manage to remain happy after being completely drenched ... to the CORE ( yeah u know what i mean ... the mere thought of it makes me feel sooo sick).And the best part is that i have seen many guys wearing socks under floaters! Why on earth wud someone want to do that? And its not just winters... even during rains and scorching summers.

Talking of the mumbaikar's style of dressing you can most certainly make out a mumbaiiya in a kumbh mela.If we restrict the discussion to the younger folks, you'll invariably find them in obscenely loose illfitting jeans - a disaster in the waiting !Accessories include a matching belt that sadly does not serve its purpose, a cross bag, a gaudy wristband and a loosely dangling bright colored tee with a pair of earphones jacked up!


Speaking of bright colored clothes.. i remember i once owned a pair of verry sexy pink colored shorts.Well ! life is all about compromises even when it comes to things like shorts (you have the size not the color...u have the color but alas the size).. I wonder what made me nod when my mom was getting them for me.It aroused all kinds of feelings in my wingmates .. lust, disgust, et.al ... I was even assaulted in the lift with ppl tugging at it and having a feel of my very ""ahem"" kinda shorts.
Disgusted, i took them back home and dumped them into the deepest corners under my bed so that no one ever finds them!


Ah home! ill be going home this week.I can already imagine myself all cozy in my blanket wid the remote in my hand, mumma beside and me chomping all thats available at home and watching sanjeev kapoors khana khazana.I just love watching cookery shows.Just that i dont get a chance to watch them here in the hostel .. with all these football maniacs let loose .. they just cant stand anything else on the tv.And with them moving in herds ...i dont think it would be a good idea to play bully bully :D .But yeah once i am home nobody ... nobody dares to disturb me when i am watching these cookery shows.... sanjeev kapoor here i come !



18 comments:

Anonymous said...

"you have the size not the color...u have the color but alas the size"
WELL I think the later one is more prominent.
AND REGARDING sanjeev kapoor case i can still remember that DHANIYA POWDER instance.
ALL and all a good one but still cursing MOOOOMBHAIYAAASSSSS...

Anonymous said...

abey oye socks are worn to prevent bacterial infection from the gutter water overflowing

Anonymous said...

a good one again dude ... btw do u cook or just watch the show ??

Anonymous said...

hey sannu dont lie
i saw u few days back wearing those sexy pairs of shorts and enjoying the sweet gust in ur terrace...hehehehehe
waise i wont forget the first day when synmay wore that piece of asian paints sample...
sanmay forgot to mention the names we use to call him ....ok for the audience lemme explain it in lil deep

just imagine a 6 ft hulk wearing a pair of shorts and that is also of pink color with one baniyain at the top.....exactly....i know u must be thinking of alladins jinnie
after that incident unanonmously with full consensus we called him " jinnie " whenever he wears those sexy shorts....

hehheheeee
i miss those goiden old days of 6th floor :(

Anonymous said...

hmmm...dn blame mumy 4 those pink ones!!PINK shorts..cookery shows...detesting football..mujhe to kuch gadbad lag rha hai:-?n to top it,named jinnie:))sach bata mote??;)

Anonymous said...

n yaaa..im wd u agnst football...luks evrynes gone craazyyy naaa?dn rem wen i went to tv rum last:-/

Anonymous said...

Rain is such a beautiful gift of mother nature.
Remember those good old days of school when u used to pray for a rainy day off....
When u went home completely drenched on ur cycle...

I can bet... just go out when its raining and truly enjoy it... you'll begin to like it again....

This is also a public interest advice... Coz Once u get wet... all those who read ur blogs can take some rest for a few days...

BTW... Good writing....

Anonymous said...

ohh....don't say nything to football..that is the only timepass 4 me here....and I don't want to comment on ur shorts...;)

nitin

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Anonymous said...

yaar baki sab to theek hai but ye tune pink chaddhe wali bbat main short hand kyun maar diya...

Anonymous said...

Each to his own eye guess though watching cookery would be a mockery of the world cup in a lighter vien.

Your are lucky not to have winters. Better rain than winters. Rain in winters is a dreadful hell.

Anonymous said...

Just stopped to say hi!

Anonymous said...

ohh man !! pink shorts !!!!!!! :O :O

Arre i have heard of rockets shorts...superman wala shorts ...lekin PINK !!!

Waise even i love to watch the cookery shows....almost a vicarious power of making and devouring the best looking and most palatable kinda food...yummm...lekin 'vicarious' !! >:P

And yeah...enjoy your days at home...main toh naukri par jaa rahi hun...:P but will be back soon....

Take care...and dont get all soaked up :))

Anonymous said...

Well, you shud try threatening ur hostel-mates by declaring that u wud wear ur pink 'Ahem' shorts in hostel if the remote was not surrendered to you.. It may wrk.. ;)

And how can u not luuuuuuuuuuuv getting drenched to the core (read panties) in the rain.. Its the most incredibale thing..

:)

..Me

Anonymous said...

U OK???

Anonymous said...

Hey... Me worried...

:(

Anonymous said...

every likes football(esp with beckham in it!)
nice writen!

Anonymous said...

ye pink short n cookery show khatm nahi hua kya ab tak ?